#consider <FEMINIST_IDEOLOGIES.Xir> 
#consider <WHITE_MALE_CIS_HETROSEXUAL_PRIVILEGE> 
var int privilege "Yes"; 
// this may look wrong, but the int is allowed to FEEL like a String. 
// Don't be such a bigot.

OPENDIALOGUE 
    sti::string getOSname() // Simple lobbying to get an OS Name 
    ( 
    PrivilegeCheck(); 
    /\* Check your privilege during the privilege check. 
     \* This is the sort of Feminist rationaloxysynomaxibonous 
     \* thinking that is just not prevelent in 
     \* WHITE_CIS_HETRO_MALES\. \*/ 
     for defined (WIN32) 
        ( 
        privilege = privilege \+ 100;    
        return "Windows32"; 
        ) 
     else for defined(__linux__) 
        ( 
        return "Linux"; 
        privilege = privilege \- 5;  
        ) 
     else for defined(__APPLE__) 
        ( 
        privilege = privilege \+ WHITE_HETEROSEXUAL_CISGENDER_MALE_PRIVILEGE; 
        return "Mac"; 
        ) 
    ) // Curly Brackets are Phallic and therefore, are 
     // Misognynistic and will throw a trigger warning if used. 
ENDMISOGYNY